deadlypotato: it’s been on quality check for over 10 minutes….it would suck if the only time they really needed my callback number, was when my phone is disconnected Lindomar double-checked your order for deliciousness…that really makes it sound like he’s eating it for you… posted on 08.11.09

deadlypotato:

it’s been on quality check for over 10 minutes….

it would suck if the only time they really needed my callback number, was when my phone is disconnected

Lindomar double-checked your order for deliciousness…
that really makes it sound like he’s eating it for you…

Reblogged from: Sarcasm is the real truth

laurenkate: bumblebee12: savingsmiles: fuckyeahthat70sshow: flickflickflicker posted on 08.11.09

laurenkate: bumblebee12: savingsmiles: fuckyeahthat70sshow: flickflickflicker

Reblogged from: well it's a shame I'm a dream.

posted on 08.11.09 So I'm turning 18 in 9 days.

I have no clue what I want.

Suggestions?

posted on 08.11.09

The Princess Bride - A battle of Wits

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha—

inflightradio: (via triphop) I just put this in my /b/ folder like 2 days ago…On another note… The Princess Bride is possibly the greatest movie of all time… posted on 08.11.09

inflightradio:

(via triphop)

I just put this in my /b/ folder like 2 days ago…

On another note… The Princess Bride is possibly the greatest movie of all time…

Reblogged from: we all fade sometimes, I believe.

I want to meet the .3% of Kevin’s who are girls…Like… that seems to be a lot… 3,100 people by my estimates…Does anyone know any girl Kevin’s?or are the other .3% like…. undecided?That still seems like a ton of people… if someone told me that 3,100 people were gender confused, and they were all named Kevin… I would probably check my pants to make sure I’m not one of them… posted on 08.11.09

I want to meet the .3% of Kevin’s who are girls…
Like… that seems to be a lot… 3,100 people by my estimates…
Does anyone know any girl Kevin’s?
or are the other .3% like…. undecided?
That still seems like a ton of people… if someone told me that 3,100 people were gender confused, and they were all named Kevin… I would probably check my pants to make sure I’m not one of them…

Classy, Yahoo.massive girth. posted on 07.11.09

Classy, Yahoo.

massive girth.

posted on 06.11.09 5 x 1 Mile repeats

Will rape your legs, body, and intestines…

Mile 1 - 5:50
Mile 2 - 6:04
Mile 3 - 6:03
Mile 4 - 6:03
Mile 5 - 5:55

There were 3 minutes between each repeat…
I projectile vomited as I finished the 4th one… then stopped to catch my breath while throwing up 4 more times between every breath… all about 2 feet away from where the girl’s varsity soccer team was leaving their gear… I have yet to be reimbursed for the lunch I lost…

One of the hardest workouts I’ve ever done. Plain and simple.
I love it.


posted on 06.11.09
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viakendra: nothingrelevant: dkillah: justinspazzin:

Twista feat. Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - Slow Jamz

She said she want some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross
A little Anita, will definitely set this party off right

Reblogged from: Half Human, Half Machine.

posted on 05.11.09 ok um

pork2k:

is um a word

If you add it to the dictionary in Microsoft Word it is…

Reblogged from: KNIFE--> FACE

I would put my kid in one of these……If I wanted them to grow up to be raging faggots posted on 05.11.09

I would put my kid in one of these…

…If I wanted them to grow up to be raging faggots

posted on 05.11.09 Whoa... I just looked in the mirror...

and I can see all my ribs!
like, its all bumpy and stuff, I’ve never noticed this…
not really sure if it’s good or bad, but it looks cool…
I guess that’s what 10 seasons of running does to a little fat kid…
I should weigh myself, I haven’t done that in like 4 months…

This pathetic little “5 days into No Shave November” hair is already getting on my nerves…My hair is just too patchy to not make me look like a huge scrubby spic…But I made a commitment to lazy manliness and the hairs will stay on my face for as long as possible…Dunno what I’m gunna do about Alex’s homecoming… posted on 05.11.09

This pathetic little “5 days into No Shave November” hair is already getting on my nerves…

My hair is just too patchy to not make me look like a huge scrubby spic…

But I made a commitment to lazy manliness and the hairs will stay on my face for as long as possible…

Dunno what I’m gunna do about Alex’s homecoming…

posted on 05.11.09 ahhh, too much breakfast

not enough time

posted on 04.11.09 Anyone else having serious posting issues?

Like seriously, tumblr’s been the shits ever since the crash that night of the VMA’s, but its like worse than ever today… It takes like… 20 damn minutes and about 5 tries to make one fucking post…

Refreshing and navigating the dashboard has been, normal-ish for me… its specifically posting that’s been shittier than ever… It makes me want to eat babies…

This probably won’t even post on my first try.

Edit: Go figure, this posted quickly and easily.

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